A Barrel of Sasquatch

animalstalkinginallcaps:

YOU WANT TO GET A PIZZA AFTER THIS?
Yeah, sure. Papa John’s is doing a two-for-one special.
AREN’T THEY ALWAYS?
Kind of. Yes.
NOT MUCH OF A SPECIAL THEN, IS IT?
Good point. Can you hand me the body wash?
NO, BUT I CAN PICK IT UP WITH MY MOUTH AND THEN DROP IT ON YOU.
Close enough.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

YOU WANT TO GET A PIZZA AFTER THIS?

Yeah, sure. Papa John’s is doing a two-for-one special.

AREN’T THEY ALWAYS?

Kind of. Yes.

NOT MUCH OF A SPECIAL THEN, IS IT?

Good point. Can you hand me the body wash?

NO, BUT I CAN PICK IT UP WITH MY MOUTH AND THEN DROP IT ON YOU.

Close enough.

(via oliveracedavis)

Just kidding this is how I really look

Just kidding this is how I really look

Aroooooo

Aroooooo

the-pietriarchy:

I suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you’re a angry serial killer

(via andro-saurus)

sorry:

im the type of person that never starts a conversation and then wonders why I have no friends

(Source: sorry, via trangst)