A Barrel of Sasquatch

brigwife:

kidouyuuto:

how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH

English Person: *Points at an apple* Apple

French Person: Non c’est une fucking pomme 

*800 years of war*

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  • doctor: you need this thing
  • insurance: no you don't

xhoe:

these soft grunge text posts are gettin so outta hand like …

“you used to lick my neck and you told me i was your only one. yesterday i saw you licking a stamp.”

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usbport:

I respect bees more than I respect white men in positions of power

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nivalingreenhow:

when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 

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slayboybunny:

everyone who thinks im cute because theyve seen my selfies online have got a nother thing coming tbh lol……………. cameras cannot pick up how beautiful i am in real life

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