A Barrel of Sasquatch

emilyisobsessed:

Leslie Knope tries impressions and accents

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(via bludhavenbird)

  • Cop: Have you been drinking?
  • Me: I been drankin'
  • Cop: Surfbort
  • Me: Surfbort
I've experienced basically nothing but support after coming out. It's actually really kind of blown my mind. I thought that there would be a lot more viciousness, but maybe that's because you're afraid and for some reason you have this perspective, probably because of your own anxiety. To me, that's been the most beautiful thing because it's so indicative of the change and growth that's happening.”

(Source: kittyypryde, via bludhavenbird)

apuarius:

Today my dad told me he was hungry and I looked at him and said “hey hungry I’m daughter” and he was kinda shocked

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fraidyfangs:

every time someone uses the phrase “opposite gender” i’m reminded of little kids believing that dogs are the opposite of cats

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Chemistry more like cheMYSTERY because i have no idea what’s going on

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