A Barrel of Sasquatch

nokiabae:

my biggest fear is I’m married & my husband says, “let’s cut sugar out of our diet” so I have to leave with the kids in the middle of the night

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guy:

it’s 2014 and having a valid and logical argument with your parents is still “talking back”

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plantvibes:

cute date idea: let me sleep in your bed for hours on end because I’m tired of being a person

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detrea:

The premise of minimum wage, when it was introduced, was that a single wage earner should be able to own a home and support a family.  That was what it was based on; a full time job, any job, should be able to accomplish this.

The fact people scoff at this idea if presented nowadays, as though the people that ring up your groceries or hand you your burgers don’t deserve the luxury of a home and a family, is disgusting.

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sourhex:

On the other hand, my nose flaring abilities are pretty good

For some reason I thought about this a lot as a kid

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